March 2012
167 posts
February 2012
186 posts
youarenowleavingbikinibottom asked: pooper pants
briannadepken asked: That's okay, I've got plenty of guys on my dick and you're jealous
briannadepken asked: That's it, I'm sick of your shit. We are done
briannadepken asked: Really? Were in a relationship on facebook. Stop lying to yourself
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via cavum)
I hate having to go to sleep. I feel as if I have no time to just relax and be home. There’s not enough hours in the day after I get home; or so it seems.
1 tag
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Tampa bound
The only reason I am even remotely upset is because if anything else, we were friends, and friends give a shit about your feelings , which you seem to lack . But hey it’s cool, you’ll move away , and I’ll be a distant hello every once and awhile.
“Everyone always asks you when you’re younger what do you want to be when you...”
– Jesse Lacey (via ambivalentpeaks)
Truth
i'm a sleepy kitty
hannadreams:
Comin’ Home - City and Colour
WatchShe’s cute sometimes
