Mom:	*calls my name*
Me:	*closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom:	Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:

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